Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The last walk out

“Sir”, I raised my hand with a black pen clutched in it like an Olympics torch. My intentions weren’t much different either. I just wanted to run away from there. The invigilator looked at me with a usual smirk on his face.
It was my 2nd internal test in an elective. I had conveniently chosen this elective, only to avoid the lecturer who handled the other elective, after giving fantabulous answers in his classes, in the previous semester. He thought I was dumb! Was I?!!!
Ok ok… like a VTU engineer, let me stick to the topic.
In the 2-hour break jus before the test, Piax made a desperate effort in teaching me the subject. I managed to mug quite a few answers in the form of abbreviations like CRASI^3D^2, CPCAP^5I and many more. But mapping these answers with the right questions was a Herculean task. I knew the questions n the answers but didn’t know how to match them… what a pity!!! In the meanwhile zluto n nut were err… putting full throttle mug ;)
I saw baby, halappa, kaage, mamashri, Mr.San n a few others holding a “panchayat”. I gave up on the test n joined the deliberations. We planned the proceedings of the internal till it was time.
Now, back to present tense. All the “panchayat members” wore their id cards, got a full stationery shop n chose the best places to grab attention. But what did they prepare so much for?!!!.….. Walk out ;)
With my hand raised, I asked the invigilator for a question paper. But he had fallen short of them. Mr.San, macho, baby n others who were involved in the plan offered their papers.

Thanks, but no thanks ;)

He was about to go out to fetch more papers when I suddenly stood up n said,


“Its ok sir, I don’t mind not getting a question paper”.

But the invigilator took it in the wrong sense. “Oh! You already know the questions then! Go ahead n answer”, he said. I was waiting for the attendance sheet. Halappa, master of fine arts (of making chits) was warned thrice for nothing (till date he has never been caught for copying duh!). Mamashri n the “poisonous snake” turned out to be traitors. They were answering the paper! Five minutes later, all the “soooperstars” had finished signing their “autographs”. We all walked out together, grabbing attention n disturbing every single person possible. The strength of the hall reduced to less than half! On the way out, a senior lecture caught us. “Who let you out so soon I SAY?” he said. It was more of a threat than a question. But the soooperstars were giggling. He had no other choice but to let us go.
This was our last opportunity to walk out of an internal, n we did it in style.


P.S: This BULLCRAP is based on engineering principles, i.e., an assumption had been made that none of us will walk out of the 3rd internal.

my role model...

Way back when I was a kid, I fancied two superheroes. One was Spiderman and the other, quite obviously (Well! Not so obvious for my friends though!) was Aamir Khan.
Being a heterochromian (having eyes of different colors), then I always thought I was a mutant. I always expected some kind of a miracle to happen that would permanently transform me into a very powerful creature never seen before. Thus I became a big fan of Spiderman. Well now I think, I am a mutant, I think very differently ;)
Coming to Aamir Khan, well I think it all started with “Jo jeeta wohi sikander”. That fussy, messy school kid stole the hearts of thousands of children. It wasn’t just a ‘Touch n go’, because I grew up watching his movies. With the kind of roles he played in Sarfarosh, Rang de Basanti n other movies, the Indian youth (me included) started idealizing him. I had more reasons to idealize him. I have always had two aims in life, just two:
To do something great for my country which would be on par with the contributions of our freedom fighters, social workers (or patriots in general).
To rule the film industry as an actor.

That was the period when I always griped over my height because I thought it was a necessity to be a 6 footer to become a movie star (u people just don’t know what all I did to grow taller!). But it was this little chap, jus 5 feet 7, who kept my spirits high by ruling Bollywood (Wow! I am taller than this dude, so I do stand a chance!!!).
But what has happened to him these days. He joined the Narmada Bachao Aandolan and protested against the Supreme court’s decision n then he posed in front of the press like a true patriot, and addressed them for hours in a five star hotel! Did he really feel for the people or was this only for publicity? If he really did feel for the people, why did he have to wait till he was 40! Our country has abundance of adversities!
Did “Rang de…” really inspire him that much? Or was it because, till then he never got “free” air tickets n stay at a star hotel for protesting against someone!
I pity myself for becoming his fan now! The same Aamir Khan who shouted “Saala, jis thali mein khata hai usi mein ched karta hai!” at ‘Mirchi Seth’ in “Sarfarosh”, neither uttered a single word against the terrorists nor tried to do anything for the Kashmiri pandits who are still treated like refugees in their own country! These movies never inspired him to do anything for those who lost their everything because of the bomb blasts or the Tsunami.
Is this the same Aamir Khan who once received a pat on his back from Atalji (when Aamir won a national award for “Sarfarosh”) and of course the advice “Desh ko banane aur bachane ki zimmedari jitna netaon ka hai, utna abhinetaon ka bhi hai”!


Hypocrisy!……… for publicity!!!

Should I still consider him as my role model?